by Marty Sanderson

Why Rednecks Can't be Paramedics

A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly 
grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing. 
His eye are rolled back in his head. The other redneck whips out his cell 
phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! 
What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says,"Just take it easy and
follow my instructions.

First, let's make sure he is dead."

There is a silence........followed by a gun shot.

The redneck's voice comes back on the line,

"Okay, now what?

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Oct 13, 2008